twiistz:

i met a girl with 12 nipples
sounds funny
dozen tit

(via vanilla-bliss)

hungarian:

what do u mean i don’t have a social life I just went grocery shopping with my mom!!

(via vanilla-bliss)

fumblrtabulous:

THE PRESIDENT OF FRANCE WANTS TO BAN HOMEWORK

well this is it

bonjour my petite crossaints

(via resqued)

  • me: *laughs*
  • parents: what's so funny what's going on who are you talking to can i see what's the joke haha i bet that's great what are you trying to hide from us
  • Hardest thing to answer: what are you good at

celeryandhummus:

our kids will probably attend a middle school dance where the theme is the 2010’s

they’ll wear leggings with ugg boots and twerk to “call me maybe”

(via resqued)